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Contact - Jon Lewis - PO Box 6721 East Perth 6892 - 0404 005 882 (Text Only) - jon@jonlewislive.com
Did you know Jon Lewis is a Radio Announcer in Perth Western Australia WA and broadcasts on 6PR 882 AM. Jon Lewis is a Professional Quiz Master for Corporate, Social Groups and Charities. He also provides Perth Party Photos service.
Yellow Polka Dot bikini
She wore a yellow ribbon
Mellow Yellow
Yellow Submarine
Tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree
Yellow rose of Texas
Yellow brick road
Yellow
Follow the yellow brick road
Yellow Bird
Yellow River
18 Yellow Roses
Big Yellow Taxi
Pop Quiz: Top 10 Yellow Songs?
We had some more fun and came up with the big list of Yellow song titles! See it
Pop Quiz: Christmas Cracker Jokes
What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink?
Bourneville and Dean
What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut
What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us!
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Russell
What do you call a man with a pole through his leg?
Rodney
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He's a fun guy to be with.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Who was England's first chiropodist?
William the Corncurer
Why should husbands make the early morning tea for their wives?
Because the Bible says He Brews
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a "mile" between the first and the last letters.
Nuts magazine's top 10 worst Christmas cracker jokes.
1. What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
2. On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
3. What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.
4. What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
5. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
6. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
7. What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
8. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
10. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.